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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Westmarch
#2041 - 2012-03-27 12:16:23 UTC
Wait a minute those are my beer goggles!....
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#2042 - 2012-03-27 13:01:28 UTC
Doh, thank you! I was thinking about suicide, but you are not the Mittani so there's no point amusing you that way...
Stigman Zuwadza
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2043 - 2012-03-27 23:20:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Stigman Zuwadza
Please tell me you're a female serial killer wearing the skin of your last victim!

I'd hate for you to be a man. Blink

Hmmm, different person now....then tell me you're not a man! Pleeeaaasssseeeee!!!11!!!

It's broken and it's been broken for a long time and it'll be broken for some time to come.
Markus Reese
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2044 - 2012-03-27 23:24:02 UTC
Why are you looking so sad? Are you lost little boy? How did you get in here?

To quote Lfod Shi

The ratting itself is PvE. Getting away with it is PvP.
Lewsina
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2045 - 2012-03-27 23:25:29 UTC
Wow... weren't you wearing a paper bag?
Valkyria Caeli
Doomheim
#2046 - 2012-03-27 23:27:34 UTC
I was how drunk?
Kalathia Eginald
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2047 - 2012-03-27 23:34:03 UTC
Valkyria Caeli wrote:
I was how drunk?


Also on top of the above: "What did you put in my drink?"
Rhapsodae
Bedlam Escapees
Apocalypse Now.
#2048 - 2012-03-28 00:01:41 UTC
i wouldnt be surprised, i like bossy looking women
Kalathia Eginald
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2049 - 2012-03-28 00:05:49 UTC
Rhapsodae wrote:
i wouldnt be surprised, i like bossy looking women


Hellllllooooo big boyTwisted
supr3m3justic3
Perkone
Caldari State
#2050 - 2012-03-28 00:07:43 UTC
Holy **** you are ugly, i'm glad i pulled out!
Kalathia Eginald
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2051 - 2012-03-28 00:12:26 UTC
supr3m3justic3 wrote:
Holy **** you are ugly, i'm glad i pulled out!


I say again:
What did you put in my drink?
Plus:
I was how drunk?

Twisted
equcin meey
camdy and Co. inc.
#2052 - 2012-03-28 02:36:22 UTC
honest those handcuffs look good on you

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DelightSucker
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2053 - 2012-03-28 02:38:52 UTC
Will you marry me?
Teladius
Doomheim
#2054 - 2012-03-28 03:29:43 UTC
Am I hurting you?
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2055 - 2012-03-28 06:18:34 UTC
You bought those from an ad in a comic book, didn't you silly?

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Kai Tel
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2056 - 2012-03-28 06:20:16 UTC
You know? I don't care where you bought "those..."
Kai Tel
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2057 - 2012-03-30 07:39:21 UTC
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Like OMG MAN!!!!

I didn't die on my last misson!

I didn't die on my last MISSION!!!!
Kalathia Eginald
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#2058 - 2012-03-30 07:56:07 UTC
So that's where that rash came from.../points at stubble.

There you go feeling better now :D
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#2059 - 2012-03-30 09:20:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Darth Gustav
Kalathia Eginald wrote:
So that's where that rash came from.../points at stubble.

There you go feeling better now :D


I wondered where my adorable little slave had run off to!

Tell me, did we learn anything of value at Slave School?

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2060 - 2012-03-30 09:59:05 UTC
Nothing, i'd just reach for my gun.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders