EVE General Discussion

Yeah he came to the party late actually. Then took credit for it after others had started the ball rolling.

I actually called him out on it in threads when he finally joined the bandwagon.

lolz.

TL;DR and this is from a person who reads technical academic papers anywhere from 4 to 40 pages long (or longer) pretty much daily. Nicely done.

DarkAegix's wall of text hits the Jovian Mothership for 10,000,000,000 points of damage

Was gonna say it but you beat me to it. The least he could have done was put a few more Eve terms in than just The Mittani and CSM.

I have facts for those who think and arguments for those who reason. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Goonswarm, already oppressive with its juvenile, self-deceiving op-ed pieces, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species—if separate species we be—for its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that if we don't soon tell Goonswarm to stop what it's doing, it will proceed with its gloomy long-term goals, considerably emboldened by our lack of resistance. We will have tacitly given Goonswarm our permission to do so. In case you have any doubts, Goonswarm's maudlin preoccupation with exclusivism, usually sicklied over with such nonsense words as "ultraphotomicrograph", would make sense if a person's honor were determined strictly by his or her ability to drain the national fisc. As that's not the case, we can conclude only that there are two related questions in this matter. The first is to what extent Goonswarm has tried to scorn and abjure reason. The other is whether or not at this point in the letter I had planned to tell you that reason, not make-believe, is the best way to deal with the real evils of our world. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that its brain-damaged, sex-crazed communications are oozing with colonialism. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion in which I argue that Goonswarm is totally versipellous. When it's among plebeians, Goonswarm warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against pharisaism. But when Goonswarm is safely surrounded by its goons, it instructs them to retain an institution which, twist and turn as you like, is and remains a disgrace to humanity. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that every time Goonswarm tells its henchmen that its morals are a breath of fresh air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos, their eyes roll into the backs of their heads as they become mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accept without question.

Goonswarm distracts itself with chaotic relationships and shiny material possessions so it can avoid thinking about how it is unconstrained by conscience. This brings me to my next criticism of Goonswarm: If its memoranda were intended as a joke, it forgot to include the punchline. This much is clear: Goonswarm's cultists claim to have no choice but to promulgate partisan prejudice against others. I wish there were some way to help these miserable, drugged-out mooncalves. They are outcasts, lost in a world they didn't make and don't understand. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe disdainful savages and malicious, dissolute Machiavellians should rule this country. Admittedly, that's about as likely as Elvis materializing in my room tonight and singing Heartbreak Hotel. Still, the possibility does help one realize that the whole of Goonswarm's surly worldview may perhaps be expressed in one simple word. That word is "feudalism". Let me explain: If natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species then Goonswarm is clearly going to be the first to go.

I unquestionably insist that basic principles, painfully and gradually drawn from the wisdom, the suffering, the aspirations, and the prophetic religious teachings of countless centuries before us are far more trustworthy than Goonswarm's evil ruminations. Let me rephrase that: In a larger context, Goonswarm's Pecksniffian publications remind us that acts of antinomianism continue in our midst. This is equivalent to saying that Goonswarm has been trying for quite some time to convince us that it is cunctipotent. I suggest it take this rotting ordure and dump it where it and its fellow ridiculous philosophasters congregate. At least then we could speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to destroy our culture, our institutions, and our way of life without having to worry that it will support international crime while purporting to oppose it. According to Goonswarm, it's hopeless to enlighten the mind of Man and improve him as a rational, moral, and social being. It might as well be reading tea leaves or tossing chicken bones on the floor for divination about what's true and what isn't. Maybe then Goonswarm would realize that if five years ago I had described an organization like Goonswarm to you and told you that in five years it'd increase alienation and delinquency among our young people, you'd have thought me self-centered. You'd have laughed at me and told me it couldn't happen. So it is useful now to note that, first, it has happened and, second, to try to understand how it happened and how if it wanted to, it could anesthetize the human spirit. It could stand in the way of progress. And it could biologically or psychologically engineer worthless headcases to make them even more oppressive than they already are. We must really not allow Goonswarm to do any of these. Lastly, I can't end this letter without mentioning that Goonswarm shows a curious unwillingness to eschew birdbrained, saturnine presenteeism.

It has recently come to my attention that DarkAegix's writings are a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred, and schizophrenia. For most of the facts I'm about to present, I have provided documentation and urge you to confirm these facts for yourself if you're skeptical. I can assure you that I want to scrap the entire constellation of alabandical ideas that brought us to our present point. I want to do this not because I need to tack another line onto my résumé but because it's easy for us to shake our heads at DarkAegix's foolishness and cowardice. It's easy for us to exclaim that we should transcend local prejudices. It's easy for us to say, "If DarkAegix were to create a new fundamentalism based not on religion but on an orthodoxy of simplism, it would be a grave insult to everyone who devoted his or her life's work to helping the less fortunate." The point is that it's easy for us to say these things because I don't need to tell you that his success comes from his prowess at marketing his delusional reports to an impressionable but not particularly discerning public. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that he has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which courtesy and manners don't count for anything. Then again, just because DarkAegix is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that the cure for evil is more evil.

While featherbrained moochers claim to defend traditional values, they actually portray acrasial incubi as DarkAegix clones. He keeps saying that his goals prevent smallpox. Isn't that claim getting a little shopworn? I mean, I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with him. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I brush away the cobwebs of despotism. There are few certainties in life. I have counted only three: death, taxes, and DarkAegix doing some hypersensitive thing every few weeks.

Blockish draffsacks like DarkAegix are not born—they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may be, it's truly astounding that DarkAegix has found a way to work the words "incomprehensibleness" and "interdifferentiation" into his newsgroup postings. However, you may find it even more astounding that I can't possibly believe his claim that we ought to worship disingenuous slimeballs as folk heroes. If someone can convince me otherwise, I'll eat my hat. Heck, I'll eat a whole closetful of hats. That's a pretty safe bet because DarkAegix has blood on his hands. Naturally, he pretends to be an innocent lamb who has our best interests at heart. We all know the reality: If DarkAegix really had our best interests at heart, he wouldn't require schoolchildren to be taught that the best way to serve one's country is to taunt, deride, and generally vilipend his adversaries. DarkAegix is bound to have a rude awakening when he finally realizes how few people approve of his neurotic, orgulous crusades. Period, finis, and Q.E.D.

Once Tippia jumps in here with his usual line by line dissection of all the above posts, this is going to be one hell of a comedy thread.

Mr Epeen

Pasted & ran Word Spellchecker.

BSOD.

Next time just give a a link to a drugstore where I can get painkillers for my headache.

ok come on college boy darkaegix, tell me what this is, where are you copying and pasting this from and changing a few words for goon/mittani my guess would be some marx engel shite