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pls make tubrik1 CCP tubrik1

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Tubrug1
Bad Dogs Federation
#1 - 2013-11-12 21:29:22 UTC
Hi ccp, i hearby enclose my application to apply for chief **** in response to mad ani making me aware position is available.

tubrik 1 24/7 photo

Purpose: i mak words about space

Started writing: it was a wedsday in june

Amount of known EVE subscribers: ccp sad there were 500,000 subscibers

pls hire me, tubrik1. i am make lots of words about the space game. i am gd at beg 4 money. once i made a new player start eve and told him that ibis is #1 ship. i didnt explain but he went to jita and doubled isk. i do g8 job at explaning game to new plays, but sometimes some questions make me angry, and make me irate about life so i tell person who asked question to **** off. i am gd at begging for money, i hav begged for multipel money since i made eve onion. when i write bad words on articles i dont make comments subscribers only unlike mad ani becsue i am not pussy.

ppl will confirm i will make very good ccp employee

hope u will consider hiring me, tubrik1, to become CCP tubrik1.

i can also put hat on head
HVAC Repairman
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2013-11-12 21:33:29 UTC
THE JOB IS MINE. ITS MINE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MANY SECONDS I HAVE PUT INTO MY COMMUNITY TWITTER FEED

i need this. really i need this i dont know what will keep my attention for the next twelve minutes if i dont get this

PLEASE
Jace Errata
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-11-12 21:33:50 UTC
CCP, hire this man immediately. He is clearly exceptionally well-qualified for any and all available jobs. This could be the best thing to happen to the company since Incarna.

tweeten

One day they woke me up so I could live forever

It's such a shame the same will never happen to you

Jaffinator
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-11-12 21:33:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Jaffinator
CCP THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE ON YOUR TEAM!!!!
Sunarin Elentari
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-11-12 21:37:06 UTC
This post made me cry with laughter.

Well played Sir!
Katarina Panatri
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-11-12 21:39:01 UTC
Scapegoats are always good,
Funless Saisima
Hole Punchers
Drifters Stole My Local
#7 - 2013-11-12 21:43:05 UTC
I have worked with Tubrug1 for several seconds and can confirm he would be an excellent candidate.
Capt Starfox
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2013-11-12 21:48:44 UTC
This man deserves that position! Hire him CCP! What are you waiting for!?

Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet

Alphonse Nagato
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-11-12 21:52:02 UTC
tubrik1 for President!
Sir Spottington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-11-12 21:52:49 UTC
well that cheered me up lol
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#11 - 2013-11-12 22:06:04 UTC
Shocked

That.

Was.

Awesome.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Tubrug1
Bad Dogs Federation
#12 - 2013-11-12 22:26:54 UTC
is head of incarna development open? if it is i would like to apply for that. can i have two jobs and maintain my words?
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#13 - 2013-11-12 23:00:07 UTC
Tubrug1 is probably a spy, so please make him a CCP so he can't spy on our spies.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Mhax Arthie
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-11-12 23:00:30 UTC
Tubrug1 wrote:
is head of incarna development open? if it is i would like to apply for that. can i have two jobs and maintain my words?

In the mean time on SiSi, you abandoned a brand new Stratios near one of the moons in the X-7OMU system. The sisters are mad.
Tubrug1
Bad Dogs Federation
#15 - 2013-11-12 23:09:29 UTC
Mhax Arthie wrote:
Tubrug1 wrote:
is head of incarna development open? if it is i would like to apply for that. can i have two jobs and maintain my words?

In the mean time on SiSi, you abandoned a brand new Stratios near one of the moons in the X-7OMU system. The sisters are mad.


****, I thought no one would find it there.
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#16 - 2013-11-12 23:27:13 UTC
+1

I would rather have this guy develop my Eve then a guy that points cameras in space and things he is hot ****.

Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I]

Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2013-11-12 23:28:19 UTC
Tubrug1 wrote:
Hi ccp, i hearby enclose my application to apply for chief **** in response to mad ani making me aware position is available.

tubrik 1 24/7 photo

Purpose: i mak words about space

Started writing: it was a wedsday in june

Amount of known EVE subscribers: ccp sad there were 500,000 subscibers

pls hire me, tubrik1. i am make lots of words about the space game. i am gd at beg 4 money. once i made a new player start eve and told him that ibis is #1 ship. i didnt explain but he went to jita and doubled isk. i do g8 job at explaning game to new plays, but sometimes some questions make me angry, and make me irate about life so i tell person who asked question to **** off. i am gd at begging for money, i hav begged for multipel money since i made eve onion. when i write bad words on articles i dont make comments subscribers only unlike mad ani becsue i am not *****.

ppl will confirm i will make very good ccp employee

hope u will consider hiring me, tubrik1, to become CCP tubrik1.

i can also put hat on head
HAHAHAHAHA pic made me laugh :D
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#18 - 2013-11-12 23:32:44 UTC
Tubrug for president! Not sure of which country though. I guess you just have to pick one at random and rename it Tubrugia.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia

Gregor Parud
Imperial Academy
#19 - 2013-11-12 23:40:40 UTC
Copy cats are copying, and boring.
Kestrel Clearsky
Locklear Martian
#20 - 2013-11-13 00:17:38 UTC
I like rik.

Tubrik 2014
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